After mediating five weeks of negotiations, glorious Kim Jong-un was ready to humbly fly back from Tel Aviv to Korea on Korea’s commercial airline with common Korean citizens (such as General Hyon Yong-chol and General Ri Yong-gil), but he was surprised to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize on 10th October in Oslo, Norway. Originally politely declining the honour, preferring to return to his desk of servitude in Pyongyang, handsome Kim Jong-un was eventually convinced by his wife, Ri Sol-ju, that worldwide coverage of his achievements will give spirit to the oppressed south Koreans in the struggle to rejoin their homeland.
I’VE BEEN TRAPPED IN PYONGYANG FOR A YEAR. PLEASE CONTACT EMBASSY.
This writer claims one should highlight great achievements like one should highlight text.