Well, I can’t change it, so here are the advantages and disadvantages of when it all goes wrong (because I can).
- Less weight.
- Longer wait until next time.
- Save a bit of money.
- Look less like a filthy hippie.
- Easier to clean.
- Will probably be spared if an anti-long-hair dictator is elected.
- Does not look nice.
- Will take long to recover.
- Women slightly more repulsed than usual.
- You realise you shake your head a lot, not the same now.
- People throw flaming rubbish at you on the street.
- You wake up and the pillow has more hair than you.
Call it a draw?