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Tea addiction, where do you lie?

27/5/2011

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As a man of Irish blood, every drink I enjoy must have a common drug otherwise it’s just wasting my time. During the feared but misunderstood period of study leave, this drink is mainly tea. In theory it keeps me awake and active to be more efficient with my (now running out) time, but in practice my laziness is unaffected and I go to bed at my ‘normal’ time, regretting the intake of caffeine two hours into my attempted stasis while I contemplate the universe and life as a superhero.

Here’s the steps to tea addiction, decide where you lie:
-1. You hate tea and wish the beverage was obliterated from the face of the Earth.
0. You’re indifferent. It’s as neutral as water. Its existence has neither benefited nor abused your own
.
1. You’ll go for it if offered, like a Celebration Malteser from your teacher at the end of the year if you weren’t a complete dick to them.
2. You’ll more likely than not have a tea to accompany your café meal with yourself, a friend, or a (hopefully tea loving) date of yours.
3. You start asking females in your family to make you tea time to time.
4. You train yourself to operate kettles, and make tea for yourself time to time.
5. Tea is now the patron drink of early mornings.
6. Your average heart rate has jumped about ten beats per minute.
7. The lady at the school canteen knows your sugar preference while you scrounge silvers from your tea money fund.
8. You get hostile when supporting friends and family stand in your way, especially when they use your custom mugs.
9. You are a mere shadow of the gentle stallion you were. Your spouse has given up discussing your problem and has left you. You spend nights on a brown-stained floor.
10. You hate tea and wish the beverage was obliterated from the face of the Earth.


PS: Comics will be back in a week or two.
PPS: Three weekly videos in a row? Yeah, study leave has me by the balls.
4 Comments
Will link
28/5/2011 11:16:28 pm

I'd be at stage 9, If someone steals my mug, shit's going down. Nice blog by the way.

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TomRed link
28/5/2011 11:23:49 pm

I think the withdrawal symptoms would kill me now.

Thanks, I see you’ve started one of your own.

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Will link
18/6/2011 03:40:20 am

Sorry for the long time between posts, no email notification ;)
I have indeed started my own blog, I need to vent every so often, the internet is the best place to do so without anyone ever reading them!
I more of a coffee man myself, 3x the amount of caffeine than in tea, essential to a student life.

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TomRed link
18/6/2011 04:07:13 am

That’s an annoying barrier to discussions on this site, I’ve found.

Keep it up! (Easier said than done, as you can see) :)

Tea makes me a bit more productive, coffee sends me on a raging killing spree.

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